Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...