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Commonality In Sexes
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Politically Correct Terms
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This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
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I have a big problem
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The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Buying drinks at a bar
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lawyer and a mosquito
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