Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...