The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...