Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...