Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...