Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....