Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...