What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...