Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...