OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...