One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...