Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...