‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...