Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.