A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...