This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...