Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...