Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...