Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...