HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...