Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...