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“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...