yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...