Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...