Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...