Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...