Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...