Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...