A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...