So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...