Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...