How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...