Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...