Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...