Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!