Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...