What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...