If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!