Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...