If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...