Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Possible IBM acronyms
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yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...