Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...