A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...