What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...