Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...