This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...