A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The blind skydiver
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A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...