What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...