The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...